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    Rahma Sboui Gueddah

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    Registration date : 2006-12-09

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    The perfect husband....

    Post by Rahma Sboui Gueddah on Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:16 pm


    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

    He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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