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    Rahma Sboui Gueddah

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    Registration date : 2006-12-09

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    §§§Lessons in life§§§

    Post by Rahma Sboui Gueddah on Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:04 pm

    I want you to read the stories well to get the lessons as well.. enjoy ur time reading dears.

    A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are
    on their way to a meeting.
    On their way through a park, they come across a wonder
    lamp. They rub the lamp
    and a ghost appears.
    The ghost says. Normally, one is granted three wishes
    but as you are three, I
    will allow one wish each"

    So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first
    wish. I want to be in the
    Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
    "Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager
    could not keep quiet and
    shouted " I want to be in Florida with beautiful
    girls, plenty of food and
    cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.

    The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in
    the office after lunch at
    12.35pm"

    Lesson I - Moral of the story is: " Always allow the
    bosses to speak first"

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    Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper
    in his hand.

    "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and
    important document, and my
    secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

    "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned
    the machine on, inserted the
    paper, and pressed the start button.

    "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper
    disappeared inside the
    shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

    Lesson II - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.
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    An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane
    on the way to LA when the
    American turned to the Japanese and asked,
    "What kind of? ese are you?"

    The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't
    understand what you mean."

    The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

    Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
    The American, now
    irritated, then yelled,

    "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese,
    Japanese, Vietnamese!,
    etc......???"

    The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

    A while later the Japanese turned to the American
    and asked What kind of 'key'
    was he.

    The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean
    what kind of ' -kee' am
    I?!"

    The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or
    monkee?"

    Lesson III - Never insult anyone.
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    There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an
    American and a French, who
    found this small genie bottle.
    When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
    Thankful that the 4 guys had
    released him out of the bottle,

    He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will
    give each of you a wish.

    When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what
    you want the pool of
    water to become, then your wish will come true."

    The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool,
    jumped and shouted "WINE".
    The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.

    The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from
    the pool.

    Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and
    shouted, "VODKA" and immersed
    himself into a pool of vodka.
    The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
    He was so contented with
    his beer pool.

    The last is the American. He was running towards the
    pool when suddenly he steps
    on a banana peel.
    He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
    SHIT!!!!!!!........."


    Lesson IV - Think twice before you say something,
    because sometimes accidents do
    happen.


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